The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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