The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Nicole vs. Life
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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