I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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