Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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