i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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