the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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