Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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