i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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