Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
foreskin is a definite game changer
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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