its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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