I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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