im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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