so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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