You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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