he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
vagina is talking i cant
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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