That's intense
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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