Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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