tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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