Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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