Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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