i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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