and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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