shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
In other news, I just burned my penis
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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