I never want to see another naked old woman again.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so let's talk penis.
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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