She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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