i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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