Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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