So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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