I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
