CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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