Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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