We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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