Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.