They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing