is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
it's great music for shaving your balls
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.