I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?