Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?