guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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