So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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