Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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