dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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