My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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