I didn't shave. On purpose
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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