Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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