if i can run in heels then i can drive
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I know her cup size but not her name....
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