I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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