Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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