I'm jealous of your bromance
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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