Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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