no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
its liver damage thursday
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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