You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.