belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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