i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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