i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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