Christians are straight up FREAKS
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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