Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
