So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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