Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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